Let’s define Schlandizität s(n) (Schlandizität is German for schlandicity) as the number of search results Google returns for the word
schland, with n the number of
schland, i. e.,
schlnd gives s(0),
schland gives s(1),
schlaaand gives s(3), and so on.
When we plot the data, we get (logarithmic axis of ordinates):
An interesting result is that the first n for s(n) = 0 is 94, i. e.,
schlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand. And by writing this, I’ve made sure that it doesn’t stay that way.
(If you are wondering WTF this is about: it’s about soccer.)