You have a nice army. Why not use it? I understand that you are specialised in preventing invasions of your homeland, not in invading other countries, but given the sorry state of our Bundeswehr, it shouldn’t be too difficult to occupy Berlin and root out the political caste there. By the way, you would be doing us Germans a huge favor. Thank you.
Oh, and by the way: Die Bahn‘s headquarters are also in Berlin, together with its CEO Mehdorn. Could you … yes? Thank you very much!